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This may be why I never got into reality shows or dating competition programs. I can honestly say that I give no fuks about who other people are fucking. Are female (and male) co-workers secretly Googling me to see if I’m married or seen in intimate photos with women or men? Are they skimming through my social media to see who I might be dating? Have squad members and readers of Cypher Avenue been speculating and whispering about this as well? I wonder how many times it’s happened to me. They bookmark and share every little detail they can find that informs them about others’ personal lives. So it’s not like he’s shy about putting his life on social media.Īgain, I don’t think Desus is gay or even bisexual…at all…Like I said, my brain is wired to assume every guy is straight until I see them engaging in a homosexual act.īut it’s mad hilarious to me that there are entire media industries built around investigating who celebrities are fucking. Hell, his comedy career was built from the popularity of his Twitter presence with his comedy partner. Is it odd for a handsome, successful, young straight man in the Bronx to be single with only a cat and dog and no girlfriends or dating life on social media? Hmmm, not really…What does make it a bit strange is that this same man literally puts everything else on social media. In a recent episode of their show, Desus joked about seeing Mero’s dick before…and that it looked like a mushroom from Super Mario Bros. īut Desus is is clearly a child of the Hip Hop community, so I don’t think he would be immune to gay rumors…nor do I think he would shy away from them. Thankfully, we’re long past the days of Angie Martinez and Wendy Williams hunting for “The Gay Rapper” on morning radio. So after all that investigating, they slid in that last line, almost as an afterthought: Reading further on their page about Desus made me think their “research” consisted of searching through Lipstick Alley “who he’s fucking” threads: They say he’s 35 and born in 1983, yet Wikipedia has Desus born in 1981. Not that I should expect subtleness or accuracy from a site called “Wiki Networth.” For example, they didn’t seem to get Desus’ age and birth year right: “Wife” and “Gay” are in the fuckin’ headline. This is one of the first pages I came across:ĭamn. So after watching a new episode of his show, I hopped on the Google machine and searched his name. And those of you who are also fans know that Desus always jokes about being the opposite of his comedy partner The Kid Mero, having no kids or a wife…only a pet dog and cat. Those of you who come to our Forums know that I have a growing crush on the brother. That brings us to Daniel Baker aka Desus Nice of Showtime’s Desus and Mero and the Bodega Boys podcast. Yet my primitive, Nas mixtape listening to, lizard brain still automatically places non-effeminate men in the “Straight” column when I see them in public or in the media.
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There’s a higher chance of a random handsome black man in this city to be Gay than probably any other city in the world. To my dating detriment, I always assume that most men I see in public are straight.